Valentine’s Day is around the corner, and while traditional gifts like roses and chocolates are sweet, sometimes it’s better to think outside the box and surprise her with something a little more …unexpected.
Hilarious Valentine’s Gifts for Her That Will Have You Both Laughing
Whether you’re shopping for your wife, girlfriend, or even just a friend with a great sense of humor, these funny Valentine’s gifts for her will add a touch of laughter to the romantic occasion.
Funny Valentine’s Gifts for Her
- Customized Face Socks
Imagine her face (or yours) plastered all over a pair of socks! It’s practical, hilarious, and a great way to keep her toes warm while reminding her of your love. - “You’re My Favorite Weirdo” Mug
A cute and quirky way to express your love, this mug will make her smile with every sip of coffee. It’s perfect for the girlfriend who appreciates a little weirdness in your relationship. - Burrito Blanket
Wrap her up like the snack she is! A giant tortilla blanket is a funny and cozy gift that will leave her rolling with laughter (literally). - Love Coupons (With a Twist)
Instead of traditional romantic coupons, get her a pack with humorous options like “One Free Pass to Ignore My Texts” or “A Night Off from My Snoring.” - Talking Toilet Paper Roll
Record a funny or romantic message that plays every time she pulls the roll. It’s weird, unexpected, and guaranteed to make her laugh every time she visits the bathroom.
Funny Valentine’s Gifts for Wife
- Matching Taco T-Shirts
“I’m Nacho Valentine” and “Let’s Taco ‘Bout Love” matching tees are perfect for the wife who loves food almost as much as she loves you. - Funny Candle Labels
Candles are a classic romantic gift, but spice things up with labels like “Smells Like Our First Date…and Garlic” or “You’re Stuck With Me.” - Banana Phone
Yes, it’s a real thing! A Bluetooth-enabled banana phone that lets her take calls in style. Perfect for the wife with a great sense of humor.
Funny Valentine’s Gifts for Girlfriend
- “Date Night Jar” Full of Silly Ideas
Fill a jar with goofy and unexpected date night ideas like “Dress Up Like Celebrities and Go Grocery Shopping.” - Miniature Hands Set
Nothing says love like gifting her tiny plastic hands that she can wear on her fingers to creep everyone out. - Sloth-Themed Pajamas
If she loves to lounge around, why not gift her sloth pajamas complete with a built-in hood? Comfy, funny, and perfect for lazy days.
Funny Valentine’s Gifts for Him
Of course, it wouldn’t be fair if the ladies got all the fun. Here are some funny Valentine’s gifts for him:
- Custom Boxers with Your Face
Let him know you’re always close to his heart (or other areas) with personalized boxers featuring your face. - Bacon-Scented Soap
Because nothing says romance like smelling like a delicious breakfast. - Pizza Socks in a Pizza Box
Surprise him with a “pizza delivery” that turns out to be a set of funky pizza-themed socks.
Funny Valentine’s Gifts for Boyfriend
- Giant Bread Body Pillow
Now he can finally achieve his dream of becoming a human bread. - Emergency Dad Jokes Book
Keep his humor arsenal stocked with this essential guide to cheesy dad jokes. - Beard Ornaments
If he’s rocking facial hair, why not make it festive with tiny decorations for his beard?
Funny Valentine’s Gifts for Husband
- Socks That Say “If You Can Read This, Bring Me Pizza”
A funny yet useful reminder of his favorite food. - Toilet Golf Set
Let him perfect his putting skills while on the throne. - Novelty Boxer Shorts
Choose from hilarious options like “Property of Wife” or “Danger Zone.”
Strange Things to Buy for Valentine’s Day
If you’re looking for something truly unique and bizarre, consider these odd things to buy for your special someone:
- Cuddle Clone of Their Pet – A stuffed replica of their beloved furry friend.
- A Tiny Violin for When They Complain – Perfect for those dramatic moments.
- Inflatable Tube Man for the Desk – Because everyone needs a little excitement at work.
No matter what you choose, these funny Valentine’s gifts for her (and him!) are sure to bring a smile to your loved one’s face. After all, laughter is the best gift of all!