Weird Halloween Costumes for Couples

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Weird Halloween Costumes for Couples That Will Have Everyone Talking

It’s never too soon for Halloween! Have some pumpkin spice and contemplate what your couples costume will be the weird Halloween costumes for couples this year… Halloween is the perfect time to unleash your inner weirdness, and what better way to do it than with some witty couple Halloween costumes? If you’re tired of seeing the same old matching vampire and witch duo, it’s time to level up your Halloween game with some truly hilarious couples Halloween costumes that will make everyone laugh (or at least scratch their heads in confusion).

1. Avocado and Its Missing Pit

Sure, you’ve seen avocado toast costumes, but what about an avocado with a mysteriously missing pit? One of you dresses up as a half avocado with a big empty hole, and the other wears a shirt that says, “I swear I had it a second ago!”

2. A WiFi Router and a Frustrated User

In today’s world, few things are scarier than a weak internet connection. One of you can dress up as a WiFi router, while the other wears a shirt with endless “loading” symbols and a pained expression. For extra effect, randomly pause mid-sentence throughout the night.

3. A UFO and Its Very Confused Cow

The age-old mystery of alien abduction, but make it funny couples costumes. One of you is a hovering UFO (complete with flashing lights), while the other is a cow mid-abduction, hoisted up with some cleverly placed suspenders.

4. The Tooth Fairy and a Disappointed Dentist

Someone’s gotta deal with all that candy consumption! One of you can be the magical Tooth Fairy, complete with a sparkly wand and oversized fake teeth, while the other is a stressed-out dentist holding a giant toothbrush and a bill for “extensive cavity treatment.”

5. A Sock and Its Lost Pair

We all know that heartbreak of losing a sock in the laundry. One of you can dress as a single, lonely sock, while the other goes as the mysterious black hole that steals them all. Bonus points if you carry around actual mismatched socks to hand out.

6. A Pumpkin Spice Latte and a Pumpkin That’s Had Enough

Pumpkin spice season is all fun and games until the pumpkins start protesting. One of you can be a trendy PSL in full autumn glory, while the other goes as a grumpy, carved pumpkin with a sign that says, “Stop exploiting my people!” (Funny Halloween pumpkin ideas? Nailed it!)

7. A Ghost and the Sheet Thief

Classic ghost costume? Boring. But what if one of you is a simple ghost (white sheet, eye holes, the usual), while the other is a thief dragging a laundry basket filled with more sheets? It’s silly, spooky, and incredibly easy to pull off!

Bonus: Silly Pumpkin Carving to Match Your Weird Costumes!

If you really want to take your Halloween to the next level, match your costumes with some silly pumpkin carving ideas. Going as the missing sock duo? Carve a pumpkin that looks like a laundry machine! WiFi router costume? Carve out the classic “No Signal” symbol. Alien abduction? A pumpkin with tiny alien hands pulling a tiny cow inside. The possibilities are endless!

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Conclusion

This Halloween, ditch the overdone outfits and go for something delightfully weird. Whether you’re a rogue avocado pit or a grumpy pumpkin, your funny Halloween costumes will steal the show. Who needs scary when you can have hilarious? Happy haunting! Did you know the picture house from the 1978 movie “Halloween” was a Sears catalog home? Yup, the Windsor model was available, they ship the materials to your property and you just slap it together.